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Dry days in delhi 2011 ...

गपोड़ी नंबर-1 (हरियाणवी चुटकुले)

एक बार तीन गपोड़ी होते हैं.

पहला गपोड़ी - अरे यार हमारे गाँव में 10 किलो का एक आलू  होता है.

दूसरा गपोड़ी - बस, हमारे यहाँ तो 50 किलो का एक  आलू होता है.

तीसरा गपोड़ी - अरे यार ये तो कुछ भी नहीं, एक दिन मैं बाज़ार में आलू लेने गया, मैंने दुकानदार से एक किवंटल आलू मांगे तो वो बोला - अरे आगे जा हम आलू काट के नहीं देते.

क्रिकेट वर्ल्डकप टाइम टेबल

क्रिकेट वर्ल्डकप टाइम टेबल

Date	Match	Venue	Time (IST)
Feb 19, 2011	Bangladesh vs India	Dhaka	1400
Feb 20, 2011	New Zealand vs Kenya	Chennai	930
Feb 20, 2011	Sri Lanka vs Canada	Hambantota	1430
Feb 21, 2011	Australia vs Zimbabwe	Ahmedabad	1430
Feb 22, 2011	England vs Netherlands	Nagpur	1430
Feb 23, 2011	Pakistan vs Kenya	Hambantota	1430
Feb 24, 2011	South Africa vs West Indies	New Delhi	1430
Feb 25, 2011	Australia vs New Zealand	Nagpur	930
Feb 25, 2011	Bangladesh vs Ireland	Dhaka	1400
Feb 26, 2011	Sri Lanka vs Pakistan	Colombo	1430
Feb 27, 2011	India vs England	TBA*	1430
Feb 28, 2011	Zimbabwe vs Canada	Nagpur	930
Feb 28, 2011	West Indies vs Netherlands	New Delhi	1430
March 1, 2011	Sri Lanka vs Kenya	Colombo	1430
March 2, 2011	England vs Ireland	Bangalore	1430
March 3, 2011	South Africa vs Netherlands	Mohali	930
March 3, 2011	Pakistan vs Canada	Colombo	1430
March 4, 2011	New Zealand vs Zimbabwe	Ahmedabad	930
March 4, 2011	Bangladesh vs West Indies	Dhaka	1430
March 5, 2011	Sri Lanka vs Australia	Colombo	1430
March 6, 2011	England vs South Africa	Chennai	930
March 6, 2011	India vs Ireland	Bangalore	1430
March 7, 2011	Kenya vs Canada	New Delhi	1430
March 8, 2011	Pakistan vs New Zealand	Pallekele	1430
March 9, 2011	India vs Netherlands	New Delhi	1430
March 10, 2011	Sri Lanka vs Zimbabwe	Pallekele	1430
March 11, 2011	West Indies vs Ireland	Mohali	930
March 11, 2011	Bangladesh vs England	Chittagong	1430
March 12, 2011	India vs South Africa	Nagpur	1430
March 13, 2011	New Zealand vs Canada	Mumbai	930
March 13, 2011	Australia vs Kenya	Bangalore	1430
March 14, 2011	Bangladesh vs Netherlands	Chittagong	900
March 14, 2011	Pakistan vs Zimbabwe	Pallekele	1430
March 15, 2011	South Africa vs Ireland	Kolkata	1430
March 16, 2011	Australia vs Canada	Bangalore	1430
March 17, 2011	England vs West Indies	Chennai	1430
March 18, 2011	Ireland vs Netherlands	Kolkata	930
March 18, 2011	Sri Lanka vs New Zealand	Mumbai	1430
March 19, 2011	Bangladesh vs South Africa	Dhaka	900
March 19, 2011	Australia vs Pakistan	Colombo	1430
March 20, 2011	Zimbabwe vs Kenya	Kolkata	930
March 20, 2011	India vs West Indies	Chennai	1430
March 23, 2011	First Quarter-final	Dhaka	1400
March 24, 2011	Second Quarter-final	Ahmedabad	1430
March 26, 2011	Third Quarter-final	Dhaka	1400
March 25, 2011	Fourth Quarter-final	Colombo	1430
March 29, 2011	First Semi-final	Colombo	1430
March 30, 2011	Second Semi-final	Mohali	1430
April 2, 2011	FINAL	Mumbai	1430

अब तो हद हो गई ...

अब तो हद हो गई !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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