गुरुवार, 24 फ़रवरी 2011

गपोड़ी नंबर-1 (हरियाणवी चुटकुले)

एक बार तीन गपोड़ी होते हैं.
पहला गपोड़ी - अरे यार हमारे गाँव में 10 किलो का एक आलू  होता है.
दूसरा गपोड़ी - बस, हमारे यहाँ तो 50 किलो का एक  आलू होता है.
तीसरा गपोड़ी - अरे यार ये तो कुछ भी नहीं, एक दिन मैं बाज़ार में आलू लेने गया, मैंने दुकानदार से एक किवंटल आलू मांगे तो वो बोला - अरे आगे जा हम आलू काट के नहीं देते.

बुधवार, 9 फ़रवरी 2011

क्रिकेट वर्ल्डकप टाइम टेबल

क्रिकेट वर्ल्डकप टाइम टेबल

Date Match Venue Time (IST)
Feb 19, 2011 Bangladesh vs India Dhaka 1400
Feb 20, 2011 New Zealand vs Kenya Chennai 930
Feb 20, 2011 Sri Lanka vs Canada Hambantota 1430
Feb 21, 2011 Australia vs Zimbabwe Ahmedabad 1430
Feb 22, 2011 England vs Netherlands Nagpur 1430
Feb 23, 2011 Pakistan vs Kenya Hambantota 1430
Feb 24, 2011 South Africa vs West Indies New Delhi 1430
Feb 25, 2011 Australia vs New Zealand Nagpur 930
Feb 25, 2011 Bangladesh vs Ireland Dhaka 1400
Feb 26, 2011 Sri Lanka vs Pakistan Colombo 1430
Feb 27, 2011 India vs England TBA* 1430
Feb 28, 2011 Zimbabwe vs Canada Nagpur 930
Feb 28, 2011 West Indies vs Netherlands New Delhi 1430
March 1, 2011 Sri Lanka vs Kenya Colombo 1430
March 2, 2011 England vs Ireland Bangalore 1430
March 3, 2011 South Africa vs Netherlands Mohali 930
March 3, 2011 Pakistan vs Canada Colombo 1430
March 4, 2011 New Zealand vs Zimbabwe Ahmedabad 930
March 4, 2011 Bangladesh vs West Indies Dhaka 1430
March 5, 2011 Sri Lanka vs Australia Colombo 1430
March 6, 2011 England vs South Africa Chennai 930
March 6, 2011 India vs Ireland Bangalore 1430
March 7, 2011 Kenya vs Canada New Delhi 1430
March 8, 2011 Pakistan vs New Zealand Pallekele 1430
March 9, 2011 India vs Netherlands New Delhi 1430
March 10, 2011 Sri Lanka vs Zimbabwe Pallekele 1430
March 11, 2011 West Indies vs Ireland Mohali 930
March 11, 2011 Bangladesh vs England Chittagong 1430
March 12, 2011 India vs South Africa Nagpur 1430
March 13, 2011 New Zealand vs Canada Mumbai 930
March 13, 2011 Australia vs Kenya Bangalore 1430
March 14, 2011 Bangladesh vs Netherlands Chittagong 900
March 14, 2011 Pakistan vs Zimbabwe Pallekele 1430
March 15, 2011 South Africa vs Ireland Kolkata 1430
March 16, 2011 Australia vs Canada Bangalore 1430
March 17, 2011 England vs West Indies Chennai 1430
March 18, 2011 Ireland vs Netherlands Kolkata 930
March 18, 2011 Sri Lanka vs New Zealand Mumbai 1430
March 19, 2011 Bangladesh vs South Africa Dhaka 900
March 19, 2011 Australia vs Pakistan Colombo 1430
March 20, 2011 Zimbabwe vs Kenya Kolkata 930
March 20, 2011 India vs West Indies Chennai 1430
March 23, 2011 First Quarter-final Dhaka 1400
March 24, 2011 Second Quarter-final Ahmedabad 1430
March 26, 2011 Third Quarter-final Dhaka 1400
March 25, 2011 Fourth Quarter-final Colombo 1430
March 29, 2011 First Semi-final Colombo 1430
March 30, 2011 Second Semi-final Mohali 1430
April 2, 2011 FINAL Mumbai 1430